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- You will lose weight. It's a face that married people gain weight once they reach that comfort zone. Once you are single and looking for some fresh meat, you will be slimming up in no time.
- Your only worries will be what to wear out at night, and what kind of condoms to get. Ribbed, Lambskin, or maybe none at all? Decisions, Decisions.
- Less stress. No more worrying about that louse (loser spouse).
Now how can you deny THAT!?